早(也)不X,晚(也)不X: “not sooner, not later”
【六62】口语格式 / fixed patterns
Tone colorsā tone 1á tone 2ǎ tone 3à tone 4a neutral
早(也)不 V,晚(也)不 V,偏偏 / 恰好…… complains about bad timing: the thing could have happened earlier or later, and it lands at the worst possible moment. In English: “not a moment sooner, not a moment later, it had to be right now”.
The same verb is repeated (早不来,晚不来), 也 is optional and adds punch, and the punch line, often introduced by 偏偏 or 恰好, names the awkward moment: 偏偏我洗澡的时候他来了. The negation is always 不, even for something that already happened: you are not reporting that an action failed to occur, you are saying “not at that moment”. The order is fixed: “early” first, then “late”.
It is a spoken, irritated complaint among friends. Do not mix it up with 不早不晚 (“neither too early nor too late”, i.e. right on time, with a favourable tone): 他不早不晚,刚好赶上了。
Examples
早不来,晚不来,偏偏我洗澡的时候他来了。
Zǎo bù lái, wǎn bù lái, piānpiān wǒ xǐzǎo de shíhou tā lái le.Not earlier, not later: he had to turn up just as I was in the shower.
手机早不关机,晚不关机,偏偏在最要紧的时候关机了。
Shǒujī zǎo bù guānjī, wǎn bù guānjī, piānpiān zài zuì yàojǐn de shíhou guānjī le.The phone could have died earlier or later, but it shut down at the most important moment.
他早不走,晚不走,偏偏我们要开会的时候走了。
Tā zǎo bù zǒu, wǎn bù zǒu, piānpiān wǒmen yào kāihuì de shíhou zǒu le.He could have left sooner or later, but he left just as we were about to start the meeting.
早也不下雨,晚也不下雨,偏偏我们去爬山的那天下起了大雨。
Zǎo yě bú xiàyǔ, wǎn yě bú xiàyǔ, piānpiān wǒmen qù pá shān de nà tiān xià qǐ le dàyǔ.Not before, not after: it poured on the very day we went hiking.
这台电脑早不坏,晚不坏,恰好在我交报告的前一天坏了。
Zhè tái diànnǎo zǎo bú huài, wǎn bú huài, qiàhǎo zài wǒ jiāo bàogào de qián yì tiān huài le.This computer broke down the day before I had to hand in my report, neither sooner nor later.
你早不说,晚不说,现在飞机都快起飞了才说,让我怎么办?
Nǐ zǎo bù shuō, wǎn bù shuō, xiànzài fēijī dōu kuài qǐfēi le cái shuō, ràng wǒ zěnme bàn?You couldn't have said it sooner or later? You wait until the plane is about to take off! What am I supposed to do?
Common mistakes
✗ 早没来,晚没来,偏偏…… → ✓ 早不来,晚不来,偏偏…… (always 不, even for something that already happened: you say “not at that moment”, you do not report an absence).
✗ 晚不来,早不来,…… → ✓ 早不来,晚不来,…… (the order is fixed: “early” first, then “late”).
✗ 早不来,晚不去,…… → ✓ 早不来,晚不来,…… (the verb is repeated word for word).